Bad Touch Trio Read....

Bad Touch Trio read … FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS.
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It started out as a simple day, really, it did.
Antonio was sleeping under the heated kotatsu table West got from Kiku for his birthday, Francis was messing with his phone (mostly likely looking at dirty pictures) and Gilbert was writing for his blog, telling everyone who was anyone about his awesome-ness, with little Gilbird sleeping on his head. Gilbert had just finished writing, when he noticed something out of the corner of his eye.

      Are your friends just
FRIENDS or BEST FRIENDS?

Gilbert raised a silver eyebrow at this, " hm, interessante blicke" he mumbled to himself in German, clicking on the link. Gilbert started to read a few lines, before he broke down laughing, "Kesekesekese" Antonio ended up waking to the loud, weird laughter, looking over at his albino friend in surprise. Francis even took his eyes away from his phone to look at his friend in surprise as well.
"Mon ami, qu'est-ce que c'est?" Francis asked, wondering what could make his friend laugh for so long.
Gilbert held up his hand, motioning for them to hold on. Finally, after a few more minutes of laughter, Gilbert was able to pull himself together.
" leid tun, but guys, you have got to read this shit." Gilbert said, turning the computer towards his friends so they could read too.


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he/she rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him/her, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Francis laughed, "I remember doing that to Hungary once. She wouldn't even look at me for weeks." Antonio though chuckle, "but that was after she hit you with her frying pan, si?" Antonio added, causing Francis and Gilbert to wince. That frying pan had to be cursed or something.

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he/she breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him/her up and whisper, "Seven days..."

Gilbert and Francis burst out laughing. Antonio blinked once, then twice, then realization came to him, "YOU ARE THE GUYS THAT KEEP SCARING MY LITTLE TOMATO?!" Antonio yelled, shocked, yet strangely touched at the same time.
"but it always makes him come running back to you, all teary-eyed." Francis said once he could breath again.
"what I find so funny is that he keeps falling for it!" Gilbert added, still chuckling.


FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

Francis glared at his two friends, who looked at him with oh-so-innocent-looks on their faces. He decided not to comment. This time anyway.

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince/princess.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him/her and brings him/her to you.

Francis and Antonio were able to keep straight faces. For about two seconds. Gilbert himself frowned at his friends.
"guys, that was not funny, I really think you scarred Mattie for life that time." Gilbert said.
"maybe, but the results were fruitful, oui?" Francis said. Both him and Antonio were both thinking of how tough Canada had been, thinking the two of them were going to harm him in some way, fighting them all the way to Germany, but the minute he saw Gilbert, went all teary-eyed and scared, making them look like criminals. Both also remembered the smirk the little Canadian threw them when Gilbert had closed the door on them. Francis was torn between being proud or shocked by his little one, while Antonio was amazed anyone could be so loud, after all, Gilbert did live in the basement.    

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.

The Bad Touch Trio all laughed at this, they were all guilty with this one.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

Francis glared again at the innocent looks on Antonio's and Gilbert's faces.
"do you two get some kick out of teasing moi?" the French man said, pouting. All he got for an answer was his friends snickers.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Can't catch me!"

This time, Antonio was the one who pouted while Francis and Gilbert smirked.
"I like that umbrella too, it has little tomatoes on it." Antonio whined.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

None of them decided to comment on this one.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

Both Antonio and Francis burst out laughing at this, while Gilbert just smirked.
"Mon ami, that line is purely you" Francis said through his tears. Antonio was still laughing to hard to speak at the moment, so merely nodded in agreement. How many times had they all gone to jail because of something they did that Gilbert called "pure awesome in it's truest form, (besides himself of course)".
Gilbert's smirk just grew at his friend's words.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

"and West still thinks it's Italy's fault" Gilbert chuckled.  

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

The trio merely smiled softly at this, but didn't say anything; they understood this one perfectly.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

"I have you two as my number 2 and 3, West made me put him first" Gilbert said, pouting at the end.
"same here, except my Lovi is first" Antonio said cheerfully.
"same for me, my 1st… well, that's a secret." Francis said, doing his infamous laugh after words.
Gilbert and Antonio sweat dropped, they had a feeling they didn't want to know.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

Antonio and Gilbert both glare daggers at Francis at this. The personification of France merely smiled the I'm-an-innocent-angel smile, but inwardly laughing.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

All three blushed at this, no one looking at the other. They all had so much dirt on the other that they could never really be able to blackmail the other, not that they would want to, mind you, but you never know when it could come in handy.
Gilbert suddenly started to laugh. When both Antonio and Francis looked at him in confusion, he explained.
"remember the time France tried to blackmail you Spain?" Gilbert said though his laughter. Spain smirked at Francis evilly, while the French man himself looked at the Spaniard warily. Francis had tried to blackmail Antonio into giving up his tomatoes, but the man merely blackmailed him back. Lets just say France never tried that again.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

Gilbert merely smiled at his friends, both looking over at the Prussian with fondness. They were friends no matter what. It didn't matter if Prussia no longer existed, didn't matter if France was not as strong as he used to be, nor did it matter if Antonio was in love with South Italy. They were friends no matter what.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

They all chuckled at this, after the last one, the humor was a welcome relief.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

The trio all looked at each other, secrets of times gone by come back to them as they remember and look at each other's smiles and notice the glint in their eyes.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

"is it just me, or are things getting really sappy?" Antonio said, trying to bring a little humor back. Gilbert and France chuckled at this, but their was no denying just how true those words were.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl/Boy drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

Francis snorted, "that humorous enough for you?"
Antonio chuckled, "remind you of a certain some one." he said in return, both looking over at Prussia.
Gilbert glared, "wasting good alcohol is just plain wrong and un-awesome, period" he said, ignoring his friends laughter.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!

"hey Gilbert, are you going to put this on your blog?" Francis asked, once he stopped laughing.
"are you kidding me? Of course! This would make an awesome post on it" the albino said, starting to click and paste it on his blog.
"wonder what everyone's reaction to it will be." Antonio wondered.
"well, we'll find out soon." Gilbert said, clicking the done button on his computer.


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hm, interessante blicke - hm, looks interesting.
mon ami, qu'est-ce que c'est? - my friend, what is it?
leid tun - sorry
Si - yes